Arthur's Website of Assorted Stuff

The old website has gone. Boooo. Not that it wasn't long overdue for retirement given that it hadn't been updated, not even a blog post, in a number of years. But hooray!A new one will appear soon (hopefully). Do not fear, Arthur and Mr Claypole will be back. Film festivals will be back. Some of the other stuff will be cast aside like a used kleenex just becasue it's too much effort at this time to update it, but c'est la vie. I might even add some new bits too.

Handy Hint for Today

A handy Laxative

Take two ounces of Epsom salts, and dissolve in three quarters of a pint of gruel, or thin broth, with an ounce of olive oil. Use, as all enemas are used.

Enquire Within Upon Everything, 1897